Fiction is a fantastic way of looking out through somebody else’s eyes. You get to experience loss and tragedy and death. But experience these things in a form which means that when you close the pages and put the book back on the shelf, it’s over and you’re home and you’re safe

Neil Gaiman, during an interview with Robin Young on Here and Now  (via la-arboleda)

tselliotknits:

Oh.
My.
God.

*seizure of longing*
tselliotknits:

Oh.
My.
God.

*seizure of longing*
tselliotknits:

Oh.
My.
God.

*seizure of longing*

Early Feminists:
Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men:
YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists:
Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men:
YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists:
Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men:
YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists:
Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men:
THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists:
Um...

Men:
THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

Morning knitting. This shawl is going quicker than I thought! 💖 #knitting #knit #gifts #shawl #musefibreworks #ageofbrassandsteam #simpleknitting #freepattern #Ravelry #myknitting 
The pattern is called Age of Brass and Steam - you can find it for free on Ravelry.

Morning knitting. This shawl is going quicker than I thought! 💖 #knitting #knit #gifts #shawl #musefibreworks #ageofbrassandsteam #simpleknitting #freepattern #Ravelry #myknitting
The pattern is called Age of Brass and Steam - you can find it for free on Ravelry.

hellohappylisa:

twentypixels:

I hate spiders but I don’t want to kill them. I’m afraid scoop ‘em up with a piece of paper to put them outside, but I don’t want them crawling all around. Out of sight, out of mind.

…so you trap them in a small space so they can die a long, slow, painful death. That’s awfully nice of you.
I have an agreement with spiders in my house: Stay on the ceiling or in your little corner on the floor and I will pretend you don’t exist. Come near me and it’s the boot. On your face.

I’ve taught my 5 year old to help me “relocate” them! XD He can almost do it on his own! 

hellohappylisa:

twentypixels:

I hate spiders but I don’t want to kill them. I’m afraid scoop ‘em up with a piece of paper to put them outside, but I don’t want them crawling all around.

Out of sight, out of mind.

…so you trap them in a small space so they can die a long, slow, painful death. That’s awfully nice of you.

I have an agreement with spiders in my house: Stay on the ceiling or in your little corner on the floor and I will pretend you don’t exist. Come near me and it’s the boot. On your face.

I’ve taught my 5 year old to help me “relocate” them! XD He can almost do it on his own! 

hellohappylisa:

retrogradeworks:

lmactans:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!



People are such fucking assholes

"I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world."
What an absolute twat.

Hi I like eating food so please don’t kill any bees

Am I the only one who sees that door and thinks: OMG! HONEY! I would have my OWN SUPPLY!!!! XD
LOL I would so get the beekeeper to move my bees into a nice little hut so I can harvest my own! Sheesh. C’mon guys, why am I the only crunchy granola one here?!

hellohappylisa:

retrogradeworks:

lmactans:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.

No food = no life.

Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

People are such fucking assholes

"I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world."

What an absolute twat.

Hi I like eating food so please don’t kill any bees

Am I the only one who sees that door and thinks: OMG! HONEY! I would have my OWN SUPPLY!!!! XD

LOL I would so get the beekeeper to move my bees into a nice little hut so I can harvest my own! Sheesh. C’mon guys, why am I the only crunchy granola one here?!

ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings
ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings
ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings
ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings
ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings
ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!
this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh
remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!
also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings

ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!

this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh

remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!

also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings

Got thw last copy at Costco via a friend! @nomnompaleo So far the most amazing, down to earth paleo experience! Best part are the personal stories ans encouragement!! My boys already love the meatloaf recipe♥

Got thw last copy at Costco via a friend! @nomnompaleo So far the most amazing, down to earth paleo experience! Best part are the personal stories ans encouragement!! My boys already love the meatloaf recipe♥

I might be stuck here fot a bit. Someone needed a nap afterall. #sleepingtoddlers #naptime #snuggles #sleep #kids

I might be stuck here fot a bit. Someone needed a nap afterall. #sleepingtoddlers #naptime #snuggles #sleep #kids

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