3yo: “Daddy! He hit my back!”Me: “What were you doing to him?”3yo: “Nothing.”5yo: “HE HELD UP HIS SHIRT AND SAID, ‘TRY TO HIT MY BACK!!’”
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated. — Beau Taplin (via vvedis)
(Source: quotethat, via juiceboxmermaid)
Margaret Button Cowl by Fiber Flux. Free pattern for this lovely cowl via the link.
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
(Source: spoopy-martyr-from-gloria, via merelei)
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
(Source: spoopyofficialuggs, via ghost-grantaire)